Symptoms:

Continual complaint as to need for snuggling under a handmade quilt. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse and kids. Has no taste for bedspreads or electric blankets. Hangs out at Cinnamon’s Quilt Shoppe. Mumbles to self “Log Cabin”, “Double Wedding Ring”, “Ohio Rose”…

                                                       NO KNOWN CURE!

Treatment:

Medication is useless, Disease is Not Fatal. Victim should sign up and attend our QuiltPox Retreat as soon as possible.